So, I'm in the bathroom and I hear Em and Captain Chaos playing in their room.

Em: Sir, you're going to have to take that off.

Me: Em, what are y'all playing?

Em: Doctor!

Me: Oh. Okay.

Huh? Take what off?

I creep down the hall and look into the room. On the exam bed is Captain Chaos. Em's taking off his socks and examining his feet.

Em: Look Mommy, I'm a podiatrist!