Reasons to Wake Up

It is possible to sleep with a cat perched on your shoulder.

However, it's impossible to sleep with Captain Chao's sharp, bony toes stuck into your kidneys.

It's possible to sleep with a cat kneading your hip.

It's impossible to sleep when Captain Chaos stops snoring suddenly.

It's possible to sleep while the kitty goes to the litter box and pees.

It's impossible to sleep while Captain Chaos forgets to go to the potty and pee.
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Luckily, Captain Chaos doesn't pee the bed at night anymore.
Luckily, Captain Chaos snored softly all night long.
Luckily, Captain Chaos didn't manage to find my kidneys with his toes.

But.... the cat did manage to sneeze in my ear.

I guess it was a good thing I was already awake and had had an excellent night of sleep.